Subject: Re: Well Then !!

Date: 26 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>

Organization: SexzillaNet

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

 

Huey, my friend, I want you to look at the short post Legume made to

rile you up, and the long rebuttal you wrote. Then contemplate the

nature of cause and effect for a tad before you respond. I hate to say

it, especially as I'm fond of your tape ranting, but from this point of

view it really looks like your goat is being GOT--A LOT.

 

 

The Prophet Lilith

not in the mood for goat

 

 

In article <7d765l$13p$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,

<hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com> wrote:

 

> In article <36F6C31B.8E8@subgenius.com>,

> Legume <legume@subgenius.com> wrote:

> > hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> > <snip><more of his usual tittle>

> >

> > So, ya wanna slap leather with the man, eh? Ok. It aint gonna sound like

> > much, but it's the truth.

> > NOBODY LIKES YOU HUEY.

> > I don't, and knew you to be a WANKER the first time I laid eyes on you.

> > Iceknife is one of the most REVILED SubGenii on 2 feet, and he STILL

> > comes across better than you. Even nice-guy Stang says your a fucking

> > feeb. GGG wrote you off as a TWIT from first contact.

> > So now you cram your corn-fed ass into Alt.Slack, swaggering around

> > pissing like yer a big dog. You've successfully drawn a spotlight onto

> > yourself and said "Look at ME!" to everyone.

> > Well you aint. You're nothing but a soft silly bloated BOBBIE in a

> > cheapass homemade pope hat

> > Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

>

> Gee, if you really want to "DO ME", you'll have to take me to a MOVIE

> first! I think I saw your idea of "The Truth" hovering around over a

> dead opposum last week.

> Funny, but the take I got on the 'legendary' GGG from several

> people I hadn't even previously MET at X-Day (and who had never met

> HIM before, either) was that he was just a mumblin', drunken, unfunny

> blowhard who added nuttin' to their experience and acted as though they

> owed HIM somethin', just because he showed up. WRONG. Maybe he's got some

> mu-HUH I ain't seen to date, but it sure wasn't showin' to anyone THAT day.

> If HE thinks I'm a twit, I figger I'm holdin' a full house. Oh, you don't

> LIKE me, I'm so crushed; I don't recall sending roses to yer house in a

> bid for a butt massage!

> And people fling so much shit around about Stang, F it. He can say it

> to my face if he cares to and HAS at several points, which is fine.

> So what? Fight your OWN battles,'leatherman' and leave the Scribe to his

> own devices. At least Stang has always stood on his own and not tried

> to use others as cartridge belts.

> Besides, I have a life outside the effin' Church; "Bob" is basically

> just a cosmic novelty item I enjoy from time to time. You, on t'other

> hand, come on as if I'm supposed to assume The Position just because YOU

> have spoken. Ehh, I don't THINK so! If you're such a proton-powered

> demigod and I'm such a slime mold, why'd you bother to respond to me in

> the FIRST place? You DO have a delete button and an alleged mind of yer

> OWN, dontcha? I don't recall grabbin' yer meat and MAKIN' you read my

> stuff.

> The most prominent indicator of the utter SHITHEADhood of you & yer

> bilious clan is that NOTHING is ever funny, just an excuse for another

> pissing contest. That seems to be your ONLY setting and it just doesn't

> wash. I kinda hate to see folks who APPEAR to have some incipient

> intelligence & talent waste so much of it on a buncha posturing blather.

>

> I write piano & synth music and I've even had Norman Spinrad compliment

> my recent stuff, which is gratifyin'. However, I also recall a time

> when I was playing for a few people and had a 3rd year piano

> student come swaggering up and say "*I* can do better than THAT!" He

> tossed off a very respectable piece o' Chopin and then awaited a

> response.

> The group, which was obviously embarrassed by his ungainly &

> uncalled for rudeness, awaited my response to his imperious glare. I

> said I not only respected his adept performance and the hard work it

> took to reach such a level, but his choice of a composer I happen to

> particularly enjoy. (And if you're such a mighty country maven, ever

> take the time to appreciate Hargus "Pig" Robbins?)

> Then I asked him what he thought he had achieved by trying to

> denigrate me and by embarrassing a group of people he didn't even know.

> I asked him what Chopin might have thought of his behavior and what kind

> of artist it ultimately MADE him to behave that way about what

> should be seen as an uplifting medium. He just turned red and split.

> End game.

>

> Essayist Roger Rosenblatt once told his son not to worry about the

> occasional enemy he'd make along the way and that if he made it his

> business to be as fair to everyone as he could, to do his best and

> simply dust himself off and continue when he fell, he'd make the RIGHT

> enemies, which would be a sign that God loved him. Et tu?

>

> I'd hoped you were better than THIS kind of crap. You wanna make a

> MEANINGFUL impression, Dr.? Create better artwork for the bemusement,

> edification and delight of others and can the petty macho insults.

> Acting like a subHUMAN don't make ye a better SubGENIUS, Doc. Besides,

> your grammar is sloppy.

> The day you can rise to the level of Subs such as Sterno, Onan,

> Popess Lilith, St. Byron, DK Jones et al who REALLY have a grip on the

> main Dobbs line, the sooner you'll be worth the effort in a more

> tangible way.

>

> HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister,

> 'Righter, Frop-Tester, 1st-Class SexHurtMaster

> & Dobbster since 1981

> "aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"

>

> -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------

> http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own

 

--

Popess Lilith von Fraumench * http://come.to/p.lil

Hey Seattle SubGenii! Go to http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com

==If reality doesn't make you LAUGH, then TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOWN NOSE OFF!==

 

 

Subject: Re: Well Then !!

Date: 23 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

 

 

On Tue, 23 Mar 1999 04:43:35 GMT, hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com wrote:

 

: The day you can rise to the level of Subs such as Sterno, Onan,

: Popess Lilith, St. Byron, DK Jones et al who REALLY have a grip on the

: main Dobbs line, the sooner you'll be worth the effort in a more

: tangible way.

 

Hey, HUEY! Yer shoe's untied!

 

It occurs to me that I might make things more CLEAR for you: you need

to say A LOT MORE about the RULES for being a GOOD SUBGENIUS.

 

Everyone wants to know more about what you think about that, because

that's the FIRST RULE! We CARE!!!!

 

I have watched SO MANY people pounce in here and whinny about how this

Church of the SubGenius is just a BEAUTY CONTEST or a POPULARITY

CONTEST or a HIPNESS CONTEST, but see, Huey, it is what you MAKE OF IT

and for the most part what it REALLY is is an ASSHOLE CONTEST.

 

As such, you're doing JUST FINE, but if you pout, you'll get thwacked.

If you snivel, that big ol' "kick me" sign will be replaced with an

"I'm for dinner" sign.

 

 

Subject: Re: Well Then !!

Date: 23 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)

Organization: Posted via RemarQ, http://www.remarQ.com - Discussions start here!

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

 

 

In article <7d765l$13p$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com wrote:

 

> Funny, but the take I got on the 'legendary' GGG from several

> people I hadn't even previously MET at X-Day (and who had never met

> HIM before, either) was that he was just a mumblin', drunken, unfunny

> blowhard who added nuttin' to their experience and acted as though they

> owed HIM somethin', just because he showed up.

 

That's because you're a fool. And, like me, he's not keen on suffering their presence.

 

 

> And people fling so much shit around about Stang, F it. He can say it

> to my face if he cares to and HAS at several points, which is fine.

> So what? Fight your OWN battles,'leatherman' and leave the Scribe to his

> own devices. At least Stang has always stood on his own and not tried

> to use others as cartridge belts.

 

You don't even fucking KNOW Stang. So shut the fuck up.

 

> Besides, I have a life outside the effin' Church

 

Good, then why don't you go live it? All you're doing here at alt.slack is

pissing folks off, folks who were here long before YOU were, and folks who

will remain long after everyone's finished whacking you around like a stupid

pink pinata. Which is your future.

 

 

> The most prominent indicator of the utter SHITHEADhood of you & yer

> bilious clan is that NOTHING is ever funny, just an excuse for another

> pissing contest.

 

LOTS of things are funny. YOU aint one of them.

 

> I kinda hate to see folks who APPEAR to have some incipient

> intelligence & talent waste so much of it on a buncha posturing blather

 

I agree. I hate to waste my intelligence and talent on your posturing blather.

 

> I write piano & synth music and I've even had Norman Spinrad compliment

> my recent stuff, which is gratifyin'.

 

So what? Timothy Leary once complimented my cheeseburgers.

 

<SNIP><A bunch of irrelevant boring crap about pianos and shit>

 

> Essayist Roger Rosenblatt once told his son not to worry about the

> occasional enemy he'd make along the way and that if he made it his

> business to be as fair to everyone as he could, to do his best and

> simply dust himself off and continue when he fell, he'd make the RIGHT

> enemies, which would be a sign that God loved him. Et tu?

 

I agree with Rosenblatt 100 fucking percent.

>

> I'd hoped you were better than THIS kind of crap.

 

>Well I'm not. So THERE, fuckwipe.

 

> You wanna make a

> MEANINGFUL impression, Dr.?

 

I'm not HERE to make a meaningful impression on the likes of you, pinky. I

don't NEED to.

 

>Create better artwork for the bemusement,

> edification and delight of others and can the petty macho insults.

 

Aw fuck you. You, who have never done ANYTHING for the church, is hardly in a

position to dictate what I should do. And please don't bore me with any more

stories of Huey's Adventures in Radio. Half the folks I know are either DJ's

or ex-DJs, and it aint a big whoop.

 

> Acting like a subHUMAN don't make ye a better SubGENIUS, Doc.

 

Funny, it seems to work for ME. And let me tell you something, dickweed, most

folks in the church LIKE me. I hang out with them, party, have fun. They know

I'm just a regular guy. It's just YOU, HUEY. I don't like YOU. You're an

ass-kissing sycophantic name-dropper, and worst of all, you've committed the

one true SIN in this Church...you AREN'T FUNNY.

 

>Besides,

> your grammar is sloppy.

 

Oooooooooh. Sloppy grammar. Now yer gittin' NASTY.

 

> The day you can rise to the level of Subs such as Sterno, Onan,

> Popess Lilith, St. Byron, DK Jones et al who REALLY have a grip on the

> main Dobbs line, the sooner you'll be worth the effort in a more

> tangible way.

 

There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who hate Huey because he's an idiotic feeble wanna-be,

and those who haven't told him yet.

 

Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

 

Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,

mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster

que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

 

 

 

 

 

Subject: Re: Well Then !!

Date: 24 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>

Organization: SexzillaNet

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5

 

 

In article <7d5sel$rfq$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,

<hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com> wrote:

 

> In article <36F641A8.78E6@subgenius.com>,

> Legume <legume@subgenius.com> wrote:

> > hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> > > The British are definitely unsane, but at least

> > > they have some CLASS about it! We co-opted their worst habits and made

> > > them national sociopathological icons, whereas over there, they're

> > > merely affectations one sees on the walls as the tube trains zoom about.

> > > If you need an example, remember that the Brits have given us King

> > > Crimson and Monty Python, whereas we're polluting the world with living

> > > dog jakes such as Madoona and "Friends." Robert Fripp's worst day turns

> > > Kenny Loggins into sub-atomic particles that drift in the breeze of

> > > quantum tunneling and then blow away, which allows 1,000 more children

> > > to grow up happier and stronger for his absence.

> > > In any case, St. Mellwood gives good post and nicely offsets the, ahem,

> > > BASER offerings. Salud!

> >

> > It sure is entertaining to watch you so lovingly suck limey cock, Huey.

> > Oh, boy, Monty Python and King Crimson! Cultural Icons of fatass

> > dateless teens fron the 70's, including clueless fanboys in craft store

> > home-made pope mitres.

> > Well, you can just bite my ass, Huey. Britain is nothing but a pissant

> > island full of silly bad-teeth wankers who drink warm beer and don't

> > even know how to treat their niggers.

> > You talk as if all America can produce is trash like Madonna and

> > "Friends". Might I remind YOU that it was ENGLAND that spewed forth

> > such memorable tripe as George Michael and WHAM UK, Haircut 100, Flock

> > of Seagulls, Herman and the Hermits, and Dexy's Midnight Runners.

> > I can tell you in two words why America is better than that fruity

> > cesspool of niggardly pissants.

> > "Johnny Cash".

> > Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

>

> My, MY! Didn't mean to get your delicate panties in such a wad! Don't

> be so SENSITIVE, Doc! People will get the wrong idea! Besides, I ain't

> ABOUT to bite yore fat ass; that's yer WIFE'S problem, all due respect

> to her loveliness & personhood APART from yore bugshit-crazy retorts.

> Unlike SOME, I like to make sure my cruise missles hit effin' SADDAM in

> the anus and neatly circumvent the orphanage.

> And did somebody MISS my nod of respect to Mr. Cash? Guess so. Nobody

> MADE me play diddly SHIT when I was on-air; I CHOSE to play stuff that

> might not have wowed me to the bone, simply because even in the midst

> of my boiling unsanity, I know a LITTLE about having some regard for

> others. That's often how you L-E-A-R-N things, can you say LEARN things?

> I swear, you arrogant fucks think you live on some island of superiority

> the precludes anything but the proverbial sharp tongue and half-concealed

> stilletto as YOU see it. BORING! No real challenge there, sonny.

> And to be fair, what country HASN'T produced one metric ton after

> another of sheer pig shit? None I can think of. I just personally happen

> to think that GB has a somewhat better track record than we do. I

> personally snapped a Flock of Imbeciles LP in TWO in front of an

> appreciative crowd because this one vacuous twat wouldn't stop playing

> it every fucking time he had an air shift, so no disagreement there.

> A lotta my favorites have lucrative international careers

> goin' and yore busy dissin' 'em on a stanky leetle newsgroup. So who's

> a-gittin' the furniture all crusty with their spew the most,

> them 'r you? Will one'a you Bobbies get the Dr. a wet towel, please?

> And who in the bleedin' fuck said you HAD to like what I like? Or vice

> versa? Never said YOU shouldn't dig certain country artists if y'dig

> 'em, just said most of it could be melted down into ukelele picks and

> *I'd* be well satisfied. Don't be such a TWERP.

> As for my big pink one-use-only dick/squid of a hat, so what? Again,

> as the great John Cleese once said, "Ah, shut up, y'bitch, its only a

> bit of fun!" Fuck you if y'can't take the joke.

> THIS for YOU, monkey balls!

> (And I mean that only in the most courteous way.)

 

If you two don't shut your fucking yaps I'm going to sew YOUR head onto

HIS wrist, and vice versa, and put both of you up against a pair of

rabid boxing kangaroos.

 

I'm trying to SLEEP!!!

 

 

The Prophet Lilith

 

 

 

Author:

Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>

 

All these lame-stream "artistes" get nowhere near to the

ShorDurPerSav

glorious excesses of "Joe Meek".

 

http://www.concentric.net/~meekweb/telstar.htm

 

"On another memorable occasion, frustrated with a drummer who would not

play a particular beat, Meek stormed into the studio with a shotgun,

cocked the pin, rammed it up the drummer's nostrils and screamed:

"If you don't do it properly, I'll blow your fucking head off!" The

drummer, Mitch Mitchell-later one-third of the Jimi Hendrix

Experience-obediently complied. Witnesses did not doubt Meek's

intent. "We all knew that he was a little bit unstable," said

organist Dave Watts." -- Irwin Chusid