Cogito, ergo sum.

"Hong Kong people should drop the baggage of [the brutal Tiananmen Square

massacre of June 4th, 1989]" - Chief Executive-i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) sent bitwaves which read:

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}> Eric the Fruitbat didn't notice:

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}> > >Date: 27 May 1995

}

}I mean, DUH!

 

What the hell good is time control if you can't get wrapped tight over

something two years old? Some of us have TOO MUCH HATE for only what's

presently transpiring.

 

Fuck it, I'm gonna go get pissed off over next November.

YEAH, THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH, OK?

 

LOOK OUT NOVEMBER, I AM THE DEATH CHEESE, COME FOR YOU.

 

Must be near solistice. That's when I started the elections last year,

wasn't it? Seasonal disorder has its up side.

 

GO ON, PUNY MORTALS, RUN AND HIDE. BUT KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE YOU

MIGHT CONCEAL YOURSELF, THE DEATH CHEESE CAN FONDUE.

 

I like this MUCH better than king. But I swiss I was king of the Curds

instead. Wouldn't that be grate? Nah, no whey. Those guys are

meunsters. Live brie or die, I say.

 

DEATH CHEESE TAKES A HOLIDAY

DIAL "M" FOR MOZERELLA

 

Buy my new album: "We're An American Individually Wrapped Pasturized

Processed Cheese Food Band", including the hit singles "Cheese Cheese

Me", "Havarti Like A Wheel*" and "Cheesus Loves The Little Children".

 

"Don't just eat me, EAT THE HELL OUT OF ME." -- J.R. "Cheese" Dobbs

 

--

(@ @)\DeathCheese\___, Doktor DeathCheese Iridium, Scienfictiontologist

ll ll Yetii Genetii Fromage InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA

Cheese of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroCheese of the SubGenius

"Don't Cheddar on me" -- Inscribed on the Death Cheese flag

* Two of them in that name, did you see?**

** There is no second footnote.DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:

 

<snip>

>GO ON, PUNY MORTALS, RUN AND HIDE. BUT KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE YOU

>MIGHT CONCEAL YOURSELF, THE DEATH CHEESE CAN FONDUE.

 

>I like this MUCH better than king. But I swiss I was king of the Curds

>instead. Wouldn't that be grate? Nah, no whey. Those guys are

>meunsters. Live brie or die, I say.

 

>DEATH CHEESE TAKES A HOLIDAY

>DIAL "M" FOR MOZERELLA

 

>Buy my new album: "We're An American Individually Wrapped Pasturized

>Processed Cheese Food Band", including the hit singles "Cheese Cheese

>Me", "Havarti Like A Wheel*" and "Cheesus Loves The Little Children".

 

>"Don't just eat me, EAT THE HELL OUT OF ME." -- J.R. "Cheese" Dobbs

 

Didn't you READ what hell's like, Dyna? This little missive is taking

you there on a greased slide.

 

 

 

Tarla

still

groaning

***

Reverend Mutha Tarla Star of the Little Sisters of the Perpetually

Juicy; a Proud jism schism of the Church of the SubGenius.

Worshipping Juicy Retardo and "Connie" Dobbs since 1986.

On 17 Jun 1997 03:23:11 -0400, DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:

 

>

>Fuck it, I'm gonna go get pissed off over next November.

>YEAH, THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH, OK?

>

>LOOK OUT NOVEMBER, I AM THE DEATH CHEESE, COME FOR YOU.

>

>Must be near solistice. That's when I started the elections last year,

>wasn't it? Seasonal disorder has its up side.

>

 

Well he STILL has cudoes. Durn. I thought killing him woulda cured that.

 

Y'know, I blame the government and the National Institute of Health for

failing to fully fund cudoes research. If those heartless bastards in

Washington had put a few billion into this vital research, there could have

been a CURE for cudoes by now. Well, they didn't, and now tragedies like

this are the result. It just breaks my heart.

 

Oh, well. Let's see if killing him MULTIPLE TIMES has any effect.

 

 

---

 

Jim the Prophet

Licensed SubGenius Preacher

jimvan@gate.netdesignate Tung Chee-hwa

 

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for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would

best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow the Government

to deploy those technologies. --Philip Zimmermann