netFrom: dynasor@news.infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Quick Test

Date: 8 Oct 1995 18:01:21 GMT

On Sat. Oct 7, 1995, moamosan@primenet.com told All:

mc> I *hate* cherry pie! Apple is good. They should make some apple

> flavored soap, too.

YEAH. Answer to THAT one Mr. E. Raser Head.

Why do they keep making soap taste so damn BAD?

I got Neutragena when it first came out. The package said "so pure you can

brush your teeth with it." So I tried. Pure or no, it STILL TASTED LIKE

ALL OTHER SOAP.

WHY, oh WHY do they insist on making that horrible flavor?

WHEN are we going to get some GOOD TASTING soap?

Then bath time could be FUN again. (Though not so much fun as it would be

if Mr. Bubble gave head.)

"Officer! Officer! There's a MAN in my bathtub!" *squat*.

I'm not even asking for nutritious. I know the CON better than that. All I

want is some tasty soap. It can't be that tough.

* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * All E-mail gladly received. Offensive reply ASAP.