From: Dr. Hieronymous Zinn
Attn: Rev. Stang and other SubGenius theologians:
Could you refresh us with the answer to the hypothetical question:
Assuming that a cemetary holds more SubGenii than it does of
members of the minority religion, what is the ritual used to
"de-consecrate" it, before resanctifying it in the name of "Bob"?
And having done so, where will the souls of those interred individuals
who were not SubGenii go? I assume that they will face an eternity
in everlasting torment, but could you specify where that torment will
A congregant passed away a short time ago, and does not want
to be buried in some other religions consecrated ground, so he asked
the local SG Rev to "clean" the cemetary for him. We await your answers.