Recently, a cult attorney and former Usenet Kook of the Month send someone
a "kobringram" for reposting a message, including his reply, in standard
Usenet fashion. Or at least, someone sent email alleging to be from an
attorney for the international criminal conspiracy disguised as a
tax-exempt "church" <spit> and claiming that the message found freely on
Usenet news servers around the globe was, when responded to in the manner
I am responding to this one, criminal usurpation of cosmic psychic powers.
Or maybe she said it was trade secret infringement and copyright
violation. Well, the first allegation would seem to involve an attempt to
bully someone in a thuglike manner under cover of law, and the second
claim is certainly open to interpretation, but if the cult really does
have any copyrights that are valid, they haven't produced them in court
lately, and much as I respect the honorable and heroic Martin Hunt, there
is a possibility this material, reproduced below to provide context and
reference for what I hope is fair use commentary, is not an authentic
teaching of the $cuminazis at all and that the cult that murdered Lisa
McPherson and declared war on the Internet (a lot like Cyberpromo in that
regard, or even Earthlink, the cult-founded ISP that is the source of more
spam than any other company except, maybe Cyberpromo).
But it certainly LOOKS like the real thing. Read it and weep, people. This
so-called "scientific" so-called "religion" is really about exorcising the
thousands of spirit fleas that possess your body and think your thoughts
for you. Only El Wrong, the dead sci-fi writer who died raving insanely
about BTs (the spirit fleas, don'tcha know) and packed full of psych drugs
he'd fought against for years, in all of history, ever noticed that it is
BTs who run the world because no one in all of history had ever discovered
this universal pestilence. 'Course he also said, "There is no Christ" and
"There are no fat cells" and "Radiation is water-soluble" and a lot of
other stupid stuff.
Anyway, I'm spreading the word around just a little in case this crap
might be by itself sufficient warning that a third of a million U.S. bucks
is really too much to pay to find out the truth about Xemu the space alien
and how we're all descended from the Piltdown Man and, before that, from
clam "spoors." Right. Sure, ElWrong. Calm down. It'll be alllll right.
(Quick, Henry, the Flit!)
And although the whole thing is written in that perversion of language the
Hubborg use to make sure no one understands what they are talking about
until they've been sufficiently mindwashed to believe anything at all
(after you've spent a few hours ordering an ashtray around I guess you'll
do most anything. For example: Be three feet behind your head! Pretty
snappy spiritual command, huh? You're also supposed to get really
enlightened by answering such questions as "Have you ever been a bad
mother?" and "Have you ever destroyed a planet?" I don't know about you,
but just hearing questions like brightens My day, even before I find out
some poor sap has been taken to the tune of a couple hundred thou to fret
over the answers until he can say: I mock up my reactive mind.
Come on, say it with me. You can do this. "I mock up my reactive mind."
Easy, huh? See, now you can attest to Clear and it didn't even cost you a
penny. Which is a good thing, too, since by the time they finished with
you, it would be your Last penny and then they'd threaten to sue you for
what you "owe." And they'd use the money to sue the Washington Post again,
like the did two years ago, or Compuserve, which they sued a little
earlier, or maybe just to send out 'ho-grams that claim to be from a real
lawyer who is too stupid to know that email has not yet been able to count
as "service" and who seems willing to make deliberately false claims
like-- this is a trade secret.
Pull the other one, lady, it's got bells on. If I can find this posting on
Usenet and write a reply, so can most anyone else. What kind of trade
secret is that? And wouldn't it constitute some kind of law violation to
claim that it did? Wouldn't that mean unclean hands, abuse of due process,
a fraud upon the court, falsely threatening to sue, some kind or other of
unethical chicanery of the kind these hateful thugs have become famous
for? Hell, if this IS the real thing, and it might as well be 'cause it
looks like all the rest of this looney pap, and if the bogus-looking
emailer really IS a cult mouthpiece and they really DO have a copyright on
this junk and this reposting, with commentary, of an article freely
available around the world on alt.religion.scientology (which tracks these
criminals the way the Southern Poverty Law Fund tracks the Klan-- an
equally racist, homophobic, anti-intellectual, soul-destroying Klump of
bigots [or is the right term a Klan of Bigots? Hmm... Open up a Klan of
worms, maybe... Seems like a natural, doesn't it?]) is not at least a
prima-facie fair-use, then all that remains is for them to provide good
faith, legal notice that I've made a mistake and, taking notice of all the
clains in courts here and there that there are, to say the least, Problems
with their copyright claims so that they cannot be taken at face value any
more, do something besides look at me with their teeth in their mouth and
bluster. You got a copyright, pony up, and I'll send out a cancel notice
pronto. Hey, that would let us know this was the real McCoy, wouldn't it?
Then I guess y'all really Could laugh at what a bunch of horse residue
this stuff is. Raw material for a fertilizer bomb, so to speak. The
$cienoculties are just full of that kind of stuff.
Anway, this crapola is worth a mint to the Hubborg, so they say, but even
if you know that it's about Body Thetans (BTs) becoming a Potential
Trouble Source (PTS) because of all the terrible ways they can possess
people, it's still seems more like an examble of mental perversion and
someone who had far too much time on his hands, even when he wasn't drunk
off his ass or experimenting with recreational drugs like his idol and
"good friend" Aleister Crowley, who called him an idiot, but never mind.
Let's see-- what else should you know about this literary fantasy? That
the way you exorcise the spirt fleas is by a process of "religious
counselling" (snort) known as "auditing." That makes sense. They're
"auditing" your finances to see if you have anything left (anything you
have "suppressed"-- suppression is bad, you see). Once all these BTs are
gone, you get to be an Operating Thetan, or spirit, unattached to Matter,
Energy, Space, or Time (MEST). Also, typically, unattached to family,
friends, cash, savings, sleep, and all too often, no longer attached to
sanity or life itself-- life being, I gather, another illusion. Like Love.
Family. Friends. Me, I always thought all this talk of thetans simply
meant that Elwrong had a lisp.
Anyway, T/A has a meaning for me because of what I know of the
entertainment industry, but it may not be what the clams mean by T&A.
Similarly, the thetan hand technique is something generations of young men
have learned around puberty, but I suppose those crazy Hubbardites have
some wacky interpretation of their own for a term like that.
So here it is. If you have questions about what the words mean, martinh
has a massive FAQ on their language perversions, a very long vocabularly
list with translations into English. It's a little like going to an Asian
restaurant and seeing something unpronouncable and unfamiliar on the list.
The waiter says, Oh, you want... and out comes this string of syllables.
And you, a quick learner with a firm grasp of language, reply confidently,
"Yes, please. I Would like to try Number 11."