Subject: Nenslo personally insulted!

Date: 31 May 1996 19:36:15 GMT

Organization: Teleport - Portland's Public Access (503) 220-1016

 

[ Author was Andrew Matthews ]

[ Posted on 31 May 1996 15:35:16 GMT ]

$T.&REUX ADMITS: I AM A NICOTINE FIEND.

So, I don't want to hear about how I'm killing myself. I *know*

all that stuff. And I *choose* to *still do what makes me feel

good*. No vehement anti-smoker is going to sully my slack when

it comes to this. I'll step outside, no problem. But I won't

have some fanatic anti-tobacco freak make MY LIFE a LIVING HELL

from their BEAUTY and CLEANING PRODUCTS just so THEY can LOOK

PRETTY and SMELL LIKE ACID.

 

Quoth Nenslo: In keeping with the spirit of enlightened debate which

surrounds the smoking issue, I would like to say that as an ex-nicotine

junkie I take this as a PERSONAL INSULT to ME PERSONALLY, and an attempt

to denigrate my life-choices and belittle ME, PERSONALLY, in order to

justify PERSONAL WEAKNESS.

 

I just want to INDIGNANTLY INSIST here that I NEVER use ANY

personal cleaning product which leaves odorous residue, and in fact tend

to REEK like a COMPOST HEAP, a healthy natural aroma of bodily decay and

effluvia.

 

How DARE you imply that I ever did otherwise. PROOF: people smoke

cigarettes because they suffer from MAJOR PERSONALITY FLAWS.

Righteously Indignant,

N

 

From: saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Nenslo personally insulted!

Date: 31 May 1996 21:09:10 GMT

Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

 

In a previous article, nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) says:

 

> $T.&REUX ADMITS: I AM A NICOTINE FIEND.

>

> So, I don't want to hear about how I'm killing myself. I *know*

> all that stuff. And I *choose* to *still do what makes me feel

> good*. No vehement anti-smoker is going to sully my slack when

> it comes to this. I'll step outside, no problem. But I won't

> have some fanatic anti-tobacco freak make MY LIFE a LIVING HELL

> from their BEAUTY and CLEANING PRODUCTS just so THEY can LOOK

> PRETTY and SMELL LIKE ACID.

>

>Quoth Nenslo: In keeping with the spirit of enlightened debate which

>surrounds the smoking issue, I would like to say that as an ex-nicotine

>junkie I take this as a PERSONAL INSULT to ME PERSONALLY, and an attempt

>to denigrate my life-choices and belittle ME, PERSONALLY, in order to

>justify PERSONAL WEAKNESS.

 

Shit. I knew I should have kept my trap shut. Nenslo, you think

EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAYS is a PERSONAL INSULT to YOU

PERSONALLY.

 

My grandmother said the other day, "It looks like rain."

 

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANT WAS THIS:

 

"Nenslo is a stupid fucking idiot curmudgeon from the West Coast

that does nothing but sit around on his lazy ass and gripe all the

time about every little thing in the world."

 

I'm serious. She meant it JUST LIKE THAT.

 

> I just want to INDIGNANTLY INSIST here that I NEVER use ANY

>personal cleaning product which leaves odorous residue, and in fact tend

>to REEK like a COMPOST HEAP, a healthy natural aroma of bodily decay and

>effluvia.

 

Mmmm! No wonder you're a happily married man! Me, I've been trying

to roll around in squirrel feces, just like my dog. He smells

pretty funky. But, he gets a lot of action. There must be something

to it.

 

Mind you, I got slapped the last time I went up to a good looking

girl and started to sniff her butt.

 

> How DARE you imply that I ever did otherwise. PROOF: people smoke

>cigarettes because they suffer from MAJOR PERSONALITY FLAWS.

 

People who douse themselves in chemicals because an ad on television

says that they'll get laid more often have MAJOR PERSONALITY FLAWS.

 

Mine are MINOR in comparison. Mine are BIOLOGICALLY CAUSED.

 

Have you ever licked someone wearing perfume? Gehhhh! BLECH!

 

$T.&REUX,KSC

 

--

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 From: bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Nenslo personally insulted!

Date: Sat, 01 Jun 1996 12:42:22 GMT

Organization: Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy

 

nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) wrote:

 

>[ Author was Andrew Matthews ]

>[ Posted on 31 May 1996 15:35:16 GMT ]

 

 

 

> $T.&REUX ADMITS: I AM A NICOTINE FIEND.

 

> So, I don't want to hear about how I'm killing myself. I *know*

> all that stuff. And I *choose* to *still do what makes me feel

> good*. No vehement anti-smoker is going to sully my slack when

> it comes to this. I'll step outside, no problem. But I won't

> have some fanatic anti-tobacco freak make MY LIFE a LIVING HELL

> from their BEAUTY and CLEANING PRODUCTS just so THEY can LOOK

> PRETTY and SMELL LIKE ACID.

 

 

 

>Quoth Nenslo: In keeping with the spirit of enlightened debate which

>surrounds the smoking issue, I would like to say that as an ex-nicotine

>junkie I take this as a PERSONAL INSULT to ME PERSONALLY, and an attempt

>to denigrate my life-choices and belittle ME, PERSONALLY, in order to

>justify PERSONAL WEAKNESS.

> I just want to INDIGNANTLY INSIST here that I NEVER use ANY

>personal cleaning product which leaves odorous residue, and in fact tend

>to REEK like a COMPOST HEAP, a healthy natural aroma of bodily decay and

>effluvia.

> How DARE you imply that I ever did otherwise. PROOF: people smoke

>cigarettes because they suffer from MAJOR PERSONALITY FLAWS.

 

> Righteously Indignant,

> N

 

Today marks my ninth week without cigarettes. Last night I was at a

wedding reception for a couple of Mont folk and I realized that I

could never have quit if I'd stayed at the Mont. I admit my weakness,

my vulnerability in the face of the most addictive drug available.

 

Like any junkie, I have to stay away from the muthas right now in

order to resist them. Fortunately my addiction is real specific. I

don't like the flavor of just any cig. Bridget sat next to me all

night smoking VS Lights...and Karen sat on the other side smoking

Kools...if they'd been able to combine the two and come up with a VS

Light menthol, I'd have been sucking it down like a fool, hating

myself for my weakness, realizing how nasty those things really taste,

and STILL smoking the bastard!

 

I also resent Andrew's implication. Since I stopped smoking, I haven't

cleaned a thing....and beauty products?...why gild the lily, Man?

--

Reverend Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy,

A Proud Jism Schism of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping

"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986

//www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html

 

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From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Nenslo personally insulted!

Date: 2 Jun 1996 20:03:55 GMT

Organization: Teleport - Portland's Public Access (503) 220-1016

 

TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:

: I also resent Andrew's implication. Since I stopped smoking, I haven't

: cleaned a thing....and beauty products?...why gild the lily, Man?

 

 

Yeah, these SMOKERS and their IMPLICATIONS are just about to piss

some people off real bad.

I don't think being a STINKY WEAKLING gives ANYBODY the right to

INSULT TARLA. And I don't buy the gentic weakness defense either. If I

had a genetic weakness for sawing little blonde-haired schoolgirls in half

lengthwise and filling the scooped-out body cavity with cement, I really

doubt I'd get the key to the city.

If your going to smoke cigarettes you might as well just blow up

the whole world and have done with it.

n

(is that irrational enough yet or do you still want to argue?)