From: "Dr. Benway" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: NENSLO retracts apology; tells critics "You're a bunch losers and
you should get a life. I feel sorry for you. Drop dead."
Date: Mon, 06 May 1996 15:23:06 -0400
Organization: Interzone University
Sources who observe nascent Net-God NENSLO from a safe distance
report that the Great Man has retracted his apology to these
newsgroups. "They have no sense of humor and I'm tired of
explaining jokes to them", he told one inquirer who reached
the fabled word-horde maven on the telephone. "They should
soak their heads in a privy until they wise up", quoth the
Promethean flame-bearer to another correspondent who stood
behind a steel barrier in order to poise his questions. "I
hate them for not being loathsome enough to hate", the Primordial
Star-Child was quoted to say by a third source who listened
in by means of an opto-mechano-laser technology room monitor.
"I'm going to the hardware store for some door henges and I
expect these newsgroups to be removed from every news server
on the Net by the time I get back", said the Earthly Manifestation
of Supreme Godhead as he slammed the door on the way out reported
a fourth source who is currently a pillar of dung.
Well, that's the word folks. Looks like NENSLO's got
it in for you.