ARTICLES of TRUTH IX


MORE FILLING
with ALL the Calories



UNSATISFIED by the AVAILABLE OPTIONS?

CONDITIONED to ACCEPT everyone elses OPINIONS?

SICK of the constant EXPECTATIONS?

TIRED of the CRAP being FOISTED upon you?







TRYING TO ESCAPE ONLY MADE IT WORSE?

Conspiracy approved drugs like DENIAL, politics, consumerism, sports, religion and alcohol may make the situation LOOK better (to YOU anyway) but are not POWERFUL ENOUGH to make a REAL DIFFERENCE.



OPEN YOUR EYES!


YOU need to try DOBBS brand Brane-Pils(tm)

TESTIFICATION of the GODS
On the Nature of the Straps
Success and Failure
WHAT WILL IT BE LIKE?
It is your solemn duty to spread the word
Makes a word like "co-dependency" sound applicable
Living honestly is the best revenge there is
'Bucker Pluggin'
Pulp Fiction
As usual, my paranoia over served its purpose
How did you come to find "Bob?"
ONE SIMPLE QUESTION
GRAY AREAS
I used to be a whore for the CON
A Primer for the Uninitiated -- Real Facts & Figures
LIFESTYLES
LOGIC and MEANING are FUCKED UP!
We should ALL claim our Lesbianhood
LOOK OUT NOVEMBER, I AM THE DEATH CHEESE
THE LAST VAMPIRE INTERVIEW
Capitalism is an economic system
I can Rhyme and I don't have to have a Reason
SPIN CYCLE OF DEATH
Artificial Stupidity, Virtual Bogousity Machines
You need to LISTEN UP, mildew muffin
Russian system to be adopted by world
EVEN MORE CAKE and a MACHINE that will EAT THE SURPLUS for us
YEARS OF THE BEAST
Letting Mortal Sinners Have Some Slack
The secret diary of Constance "Connie" Marsh Dobbs
Future Primary Husband
How do you keep your head from exploding?
The Last Parade of Mr. T
This is the voice of Auto Bob
Football season is upon us once again
The Prayer of Azariah
Productivity Paradox
Fuck it, Zappa should have written a song for YOU
Beating the Mind Control Game
In an empty head, you can hear forever
PROPAGANDA ANALYSIS CODING SCHEDULE GLOSSARY
Advanced Bonewits Cult Danger Evaluation Frame
Central France is the home of many uranium mines
Why do they keep making soap taste so damn BAD?
It's not LESTER BANGS' approval that's important
Now on to my tale of woe:
"My Savior The Car"
Make them stop calling it the Information SuperHighway
Is that sacrilege?
Obsession with DECAY and IMPROPER ADVANCES
If the CONSPIRACY were as smart as they THINK they are
Deep Blue accused of stalking chess champ
You can't soak in Slack. You have to LIVE it.
Islamic Patriotic Socialism is what our nation needs
The Holy Spirit says:
"SEX ATTACKS BY SPACE ALIENS MUST STOP!"
You sure just attacked ME!
Of course we'll respect you the entire time
It's tough to be a cynic in a Hallmark world
What is the ritual used?
AUDIENCES IN HELL
"The Conspiracy is Christ without a penis."
I Would like to try Number 11
CLEARING OT BODY READS
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
I'm just a mellow soul
The best revenge we can ever get on the CON
Remember, SPECTRE depends upon us
MARADILDO TUNFRUCKS
I have a big problem
Three different stages of life
I had a dream last night that I remembered parts of this morning
God, I hate Kathie Lee Gifford!
Last night sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes
Malevolent cult discriminates against paranoid schizophrenics
The men of this church are TOTAL fucking idiots
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died
Many of us get Slack through music
LOOK PRETTY and SMELL LIKE ACID.
I wanted to find a context
I have touched the face of Dobbs
DO NOT SHOW THIS MATERIAL TO FULLBLOOD HUMANS
Shock, attitude, and excellent service
Dance with me today, Brethren and Sistern, for I am a free woman!
Well, that's the word folks
Things that struck my brain today:
Dance naked in the rain


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