waste your energy beating the tar out of an eighth note! visit one of
these enlightening chaps instead! :
(Otis F.Odder's) 365
Days Project - A new piece of strange and/or
beautiful music each day.
Aaron Burr Sucks Eggs -
Email this former WACOnienne for juicy gossip re: US secty's of the
Albert Ayler - You don't
hate the saxophone, you just hate cheezy saxophonists.
Flakes' Scrumpdillyishusland - Sound collage/flash
animation magic of the highest order.
The British Monarchy / the
Whitehouse--I Wanna Be....ANARCHY!!! both suck
Bovine Inversus - There's a
beauty in an empty baseball field...
Of Disaster souvenirs - Please contact us if you would like to work
out some sort of licensing deal or something.
Carla Bozulich - Get thee
-If you run a piece of text through Swedish Chef and then run that
piece of text through Jive, people will take you for the most gifted
wag in town. Worked for us.
Eigenradio - "Music,
what are you, really?" "Music, I may be in love with you."
"Music, you're really sort of irritating sometimes." "Music,
do you feel like ordering pizza?"
Set Skeleton - a ghost with a thousand snakes in my hair, whispering
words and walls with the planets in my hands!
- "Spazmo, Shadow ..." His voice catches, then fat tears roll
down his cheeks.
Friend of No Man - send a nasty
message to this know-it-all guy
who couldn't tell a WACO from a hole in the ground
Glop-BMI Hyperepertoire song
database - How many songs start with the word "Glop"? "Gee, Lizbeth,
I don't know, how many?"
Hello!- learn the true role
of the evil, lacivious PROTOZOA
to Make a Violin - Err... how to make a violin.
- An unguided public tour of the Parisian catacombs - great, despite
that it's French!
The Jim Flora Gallery -
brought to you by esteemed treasure hunter Irwin Chusid. Someone please
re-animate Mr. Flora so he can make an album cover for us.
John Perry - Much more than just
a tireless chronicler of the LA music scene. Be sure to check out his
"Most Litigious Rides at Disneyland" page.
The Just Intonation Network
- The shizzlydizzwizzliest homies that ever be puttin' the supreme hurt
on them Equal Temperament jackpies..
KFJC - Call and request the Barfing
Dogs. Wonder why they hang up.
Killer Fonts - fonts for you
to look at (or buy, if you're "Mr. Rich Guy") in the handwriting styles
of some of history's finest serial murderers
- It notes that a former WACO 'cellist helped with the lid. Umberto
never helped us with our lid. Harrumph.
Lego xylophone robot -
Instructions and everything.
Listing Ship -
Don't try spoonerizing this one, bub.
The Leaving Trains Web Station-
Be sure to play the dress-up game; only way they could make that better
is by letting us put shoes on the cat. And more clothes for poor Ringo,
Los Angeles Cacophony Society
- The orchestra is most closely aligned with the REFORMED society, but
does not in any way condemn teachings of the orthodox sect.
project - Intelligent MIDI programming with hamster control. Complete
with video and mp3 files.
Midget Handjob - If you
can just get Keith Morris to start up a side project called Grandpa's
Barnyard Rape Game you won't ever have to explain yourself to the IT
guy at work again - "Just lookin' for music; honest!"
ON-LINE- How does he do that with his hair?
- Taking math rock really far
of Music - Proof that Stockhausen = Zodiac Killer
- Apparently they've heard all jokes about skinflautists, licorice stick
lickers, bone slide oil, blah blah blah and don't want to kill themselves
yet. As long as they don't replace any Horsepower scores, we're fine
With Keys - Poetry that doesn't SUCK (see
Ayler entry above).
Sifl n' Olly - one
act that W.A.C.O. has yet to open for, but would.
Amps- play the electric guitar on the bus, in the bathroom, or while
walking down the street with a little help from this product (manufactured
by Elizabeth's former pimp). Make new friends! Exorcise your creative
urges! Add to your collection of rotten vegetables!
- Not you. Just everybody else.
WFMU - It's a little known fact that
God created this radio station on the first day so he could get through
the tedium of the next five.
Stares - The giant acorn from whence we little oaks grew.