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(Otis F.Odder's) 365 Days Project - A new piece of strange and/or beautiful music each day.
Aaron Burr Sucks Eggs - Email this former WACOnienne for juicy gossip re: US secty's of the Treasury.
Albert Ayler - You don't hate the saxophone, you just hate cheezy saxophonists.

The Bran Flakes' Scrumpdillyishusland - Sound collage/flash animation magic of the highest order.
The British Monarchy / the Whitehouse--I Wanna Be....ANARCHY!!! both suck

Bovine Inversus - There's a beauty in an empty baseball field...
Buildings Of Disaster souvenirs - Please contact us if you would like to work out some sort of licensing deal or something.
Carla Bozulich - Get thee there.
Dialectizer -If you run a piece of text through Swedish Chef and then run that piece of text through Jive, people will take you for the most gifted wag in town. Worked for us.
Eigenradio - "Music, what are you, really?" "Music, I may be in love with you." "Music, you're really sort of irritating sometimes." "Music, do you feel like ordering pizza?"
Erector Set Skeleton - a ghost with a thousand snakes in my hair, whispering words and walls with the planets in my hands!
Especially Ferrets - "Spazmo, Shadow ..." His voice catches, then fat tears roll down his cheeks.
Friend of No Man - send a nasty message to this know-it-all guy who couldn't tell a WACO from a hole in the ground

Glop-BMI Hyperepertoire song database - How many songs start with the word "Glop"? "Gee, Lizbeth, I don't know, how many?"
Hello!- learn the true role of the evil, lacivious PROTOZOA

How to Make a Violin - Err... how to make a violin.
Infiltration - An unguided public tour of the Parisian catacombs - great, despite that it's French!

The Jim Flora Gallery - brought to you by esteemed treasure hunter Irwin Chusid. Someone please re-animate Mr. Flora so he can make an album cover for us.
John Perry - Much more than just a tireless chronicler of the LA music scene. Be sure to check out his "Most Litigious Rides at Disneyland" page.
The Just Intonation Network - The shizzlydizzwizzliest homies that ever be puttin' the supreme hurt on them Equal Temperament jackpies..
KFJC - Call and request the Barfing Dogs. Wonder why they hang up.
Killer Fonts - fonts for you to look at (or buy, if you're "Mr. Rich Guy") in the handwriting styles of some of history's finest serial murderers

Lego Harpsichord - It notes that a former WACO 'cellist helped with the lid. Umberto never helped us with our lid. Harrumph.
Lego xylophone robot - Instructions and everything.
Listing Ship - Don't try spoonerizing this one, bub.

The Leaving Trains Web Station- Be sure to play the dress-up game; only way they could make that better is by letting us put shoes on the cat. And more clothes for poor Ringo, please.
Los Angeles Cacophony Society - The orchestra is most closely aligned with the REFORMED society, but does not in any way condemn teachings of the orthodox sect.
MEng project - Intelligent MIDI programming with hamster control. Complete with video and mp3 files.
Midget Handjob - If you can just get Keith Morris to start up a side project called Grandpa's Barnyard Rape Game you won't ever have to explain yourself to the IT guy at work again - "Just lookin' for music; honest!"
Mr. HOLLYWOOD ON-LINE- How does he do that with his hair?

pi10K - Taking math rock really far
Pictures of Music - Proof that Stockhausen = Zodiac Killer
Pornorchestra - Apparently they've heard all jokes about skinflautists, licorice stick lickers, bone slide oil, blah blah blah and don't want to kill themselves yet. As long as they don't replace any Horsepower scores, we're fine with it.
Rats With Keys - Poetry that doesn't SUCK (see Ayler entry above).
Sifl n' Olly - one act that W.A.C.O. has yet to open for, but would.

Smokey Amps- play the electric guitar on the bus, in the bathroom, or while walking down the street with a little help from this product (manufactured by Elizabeth's former pimp). Make new friends! Exorcise your creative urges!  Add to your collection of rotten vegetables!

Xylophone
- Not you. Just everybody else.
WFMU - It's a little known fact that God created this radio station on the first day so he could get through the tedium of the next five.
Wild Stares - The giant acorn from whence we little oaks grew.

 
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W.A.C.O. WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR CURSING ON THE FIRST PAGE.  WACO IS DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO:
 
  • 1 Park at the top of Sandpiper St. (Playa del Rey) at the western departure end of LAX, and watch the fuel- and flesh-laden 747's lumber into the sky. Wonder if they'll make it? Sneak into the Blue Butterfly dunes, and observe the absurd suburb that was curbed before it could blurb. 

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  •  Climb to the top of Mt. Lee from any number of places. I did it from the Griffith Observatory, and followed the ridges all the way around, finally taking the access road up to the microwave repeaters. I know there are shorter routes up from Hollywood, but not nearly as discreet. Note the costly and thorough array of visible-spectrum and infra-red video cameras, microphones and loudspeakers in place above the Hollywood sign: all designed to afford two-way com. between rangers and intruders. A remote ranger told me to "PLEASE RETURN TO THE TRAIL" when I descended to the "O." I could have been up to ANYTHING. 

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  •  Unnamed road in San Gabriels. 33 miles, starts at Bear Divide up Little Tujunga (up from Hansen Dam Rec. Area), goes via N. Fork Saddle Station, Mt. Gleason, and ends at Angeles Forest Hwy. Precipitous, narrow, dangerous, mostly dirt road right along the spine of the mountains, affording incredible, simultaneous views from Edwards AFB all the way to Catalina Island. For about 14 more miles of adventure, continue (all dirt) from Angeles Forest Hwy. up to Pacifico Mtn., enjoy more great views, then on to Angeles Crest Hwy. Come out just east of Newcombe Ranch. Stop there for drinks. Watch out for Forest Service Police once you've become drunk and decided, "GODDAMMIT I'M GOING DOWN TO GLENDALE!" Trails open May-Nov. only. 4WD STRONGLY RECOMMENDED. 

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