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wav You have to understand something about art. It comes from some place. [210KB]
wav This is one of those typical conversations where we're all open and sharing our innermost thoughts, and it's all bullshit and a lie, and it doesn't cost you anything. [402KB]
wav I'm a flibbertigibbet. [11KB]
wav This is a great town. It stinks, but it's a great town. [222KB]
wav They do look like little monsters or something, but they're good little monsters. [239KB]
wav I have no response to that. [59KB]
wav Wow! What a change! [31KB]
wav Families are a pain in the neck. [13KB]
wav I want to hire you to jump into a volcano. [49KB]
wav Damned if I know, Kemo sabe. All I know is, when you're making those kind of calls, you're up in the high country. [75KB]
wav The coffee, it stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache. If they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange a funeral. [143KB]
wav You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. [30KB]
wav I have...a brain cloud. [54KB]
wav Did I ever tell you, the first time I saw you I felt like I'd seen you before? [151KB]
wav Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot how big . . . thank you for my life. [298KB]
wav Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! [41KB]
wav It looks fake. I like it. [101KB]
wav Take volcano! [97KB]
Joe and Dede
wav Dede: What's with the shoe? Joe: I'm losing my sole. Dede: Yeah. [47KB]
wav Dede: Why do you let Waturi talk to you like that? Joe: Like what? Dede: What's wrong with you? Joe: I don't feel good. Dede: What's the matter with you? Joe: I don't know. [93KB]
Joe and Marshall
wav Marshall: I'm not here to tell you who you are. Joe: I didn't ask you to tell me who I am. Marshall: You were hinting around about clothes. That happens to be a very important topic to me, sir. Clothes, Mr. . . Joe: Banks. Marshall: Banks. Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don't know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I'm going to fill in the blank, that to me is like asking me who you are, and I don't know who you are, I don't want to know. It's taken me my whole life to find out who I am, and I'm tired now, you hear what I'm saying? [464KB] New
wav Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now? Joe: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing. Marshall: So you got no clothes. [127KB]
wav Joe: Feel like I'm getting married. Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away. [69KB]
Joe and Patricia
wav Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix. Joe: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe. Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want. [318KB]
wav Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up. Joe: Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. [194KB]
wav Patricia: I love you! Joe: I love you, too. I've never been in love with anybody before either. It's great. I'm glad. But the timing stinks. [95KB]
Joe, Chief, and Patricia
wav Chief: D'you want to marry her? Joe: Yes. Chief: D'you want to marry him? Patricia: Yes. Chief: You're married. [173KB]
Luggage Salesman
wav Very a luggage problem. I believe I have just the thing. [286KB]
wav May you live to be a thousand years old, sir. [50KB]
Marooned without You
wav Instrumental. [466KB]
wav Vocal. [622KB]
wav You're coming into focus, kid. [38KB]
wav It's always gonna be something with you, isn't it, Joe? [65KB]
wav My father says almost the whole world's asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says only a few people are awake. And they live in a state of constant, total amazement. [149KB]
wav I don't know what your situation is. But I wanted you to know what mine is. Not just to explain some rude behavior. But because we're on a little boat for a while and I'm soul sick and you're gonna see that. [171KB]
wav Joe, nobody knows anything. We'll take this leap, and we'll see. We'll jump, and we'll see. That's life. [127KB]
wav I'm not arguing that with you. [217KB] [Thanks to Debbie for this file.]
wav I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?. [261KB] [Thanks to Debbie for this one too.]
wav If I said that, I would have been wrong. [28KB]

Tuesday, March 14, 2000