The Church of Lamers 1. All Church Elders and Leaders must actively seek to educate, plonk, flame and or otherwise try to point out stupidity where it is found. 2. Membership is not optional for Members. They are added by the shear ignorance of their actions. 3. Membership is not re-vocable. Once on the membership list, always on the membership list (and usualy in killfiles near you). 4. Elder status is hereby granted as follows A) Stray Cat - HighPriest - Author & Curator of the Lamer Faq's B) Dr. Egypt - Minister of Flames - Chief Flame Thrower at lamers C) BarnOwl - Minister of Plonk - Chief Plonker of lamers D) Chloe - Minister of Nice1 - for education ( Usualy Nicely ) E) Big Mama - Minister of Nice2 - for education ( Usualy Nicely ) F) Cletus - Minister Traniee G) (Born_Free) - Minister Traniee H) Morgana - Minister of Games * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Lamer of the Month * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Nominations for Lamer of the Month are accepted at any time! Month Nym Comments June 97 Cpt. James T. Kirk of the ISP Awareded much to late, but now forever! July 97 Vinny aka: Vinny-da-Ninny Sorry Vinny - You are no longer the First Winner! August 97 user19@sputnik.smc.edu (VES/O) And in the running for Lamer of the Year! September 97 October 97 November 97 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * MEMBERSHIP LIST * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Nym Date Reason for Application Vinny aka: Vinny-da-Ninny 07/18/97 Multi request & constant noise making that would make any 3 year old proud. Duke aka: Vinny's "Friend" 07/21/97 Called himself Vinny's "Friend" thought to be Vinny's "Right Hand" in moments of passion Ronald Goldman 08/15/97 For not once, but twice in one days posting a OBZ - and wondering why people got mad. suzieq 08/20/97 For not once, but twice in the same day, attempt to post a OBZ - 63 parts - both failed Lisa - (hotlisa26@ 08/23/97 15 fuckin messages yelling WARNING WARNING VIRUS I guess it was gonereha, the clap or worse. Filmor 08/17/97 For askin this imortal question - 3dsmax, what I have, WHAT AM I MISSING? redhead@stlouis 08/22/97 For flagrant panty wavin. Bob Miller 08/24/97 For being a multi-requesting bloomin idiot and then following up with multi-reply's to his requests. The "Tradester 08/24/97 For daily advertising his "Web Site" hairy arse 08/24/97 For fuckin "Demandin" a post. The DOODSTER 08/24/97 For Tyrin to sell Warez CD's - in abwi - what a waste Jimmy - aka: ruffcut 08/24/97 For bein a nym shiften, multi requestion, argumentative little shit. Christopher Bone 08/24/97 For bein a mulit requestin fool, then followin up with "What church" _achoo (bless you my son) 08/25/97 Just cauz! user19@spu (VES/O) 08/25/97 50013 parts of a OBZ at 140 lines each, X-posted to 5 groups that the binary (if posted correctly) still would NOT FUCKIN belong in!! Desperate@your.net's 08/26/97 For creating his own cascading, multi request. Sad, very sad. colonel@kindom.king (Colonel) 08/26/97 For bein a greedy, ignorant multi-requesting, fool that cant even read 00 files. Me@home.com (Mr. Boombastic) 08/26/97 For being a multi requesting, non info file readin, IDIOT! 7 requests, same message, 4 hours after orrig. post Student@ (student) 08/28/97 For bein a multi requestin, rude, asshole. 5 requests, 16 min. for the same files. Worse, pissed off a Saint! "Peter Mouse" 08/28/97 Who sat down and Wrote these words of wisdom "Error Porting" then posted the shit 25 fucking times. Denis Lamoth (Lame Mouth) 09/02/97 For bein a multi requestin idiot. 5 time?? mrc6775@ aka: Crash 09/01/97 For testing in abwi - same fuckin test - 5 times! Cpt. James T. Kirk of the ISP 08/30/97 Do ya gotta ask why??? zaybx@lainet.com (Don Hill) or is that zaybx@lamenet.com?? 08/30/97 5 very annoying request for {{{{{{{{{ Need data Junction... Pls UP }}}}}}}} snake@cobra.net (!Raptor) 08/31/97 Just cauz - multi requesting little pimple on the ass of ANY common lamer! Dante@Death.com 08/30/97 For being a multi requesting fool, then coming back and sayin it was "an unintentional mistake" 9 fuckin times!! UNITAS - unitas@unitas.soam.net 08/31/97 Multi requestin shit! PBGod@ SNIP (PowerBuilder God) 08/31/97 Multi requesting! Soul Taker@mydemesne.com 09/03/97 Bloody fuckin briliant post of Truspace 3.0 using autopost the fucked up program, not the addin and set to 1191 lines per sect. GirlfriendŽ user@ 09/01/97 For these imortal words - "ok, let's say you have a keygen, what do you do with it?" ucfcrack@ (nickname) 08/29/97 For being a rulti requesting fool. Suffer the fools not for they shall multiply and be a miserable curse on us all! mann@S.net (.SMANN)'s or 09/06/97 For proudly announcing that he WAS GOING TO make multiple request. a lamer formerly known as !Raptor After he already had as Raptor! Lookin@you.now 09/06/97 For claiming to have read the faq'z then posting 6 fuckin requests at the same time. blue@moon.com (Electric Fence) 09/06/97 For first posting a obz of a partial post - Here's what I got, please fill in the rest, then complaining that he was plonked and starting another here's what I got post. monday@sky.net 09/08/97 For effectively making a OBZ post by attaching 35 fuckin files to 1 message - 114 parts. Membership Role Curator - DeaconŽBlues Membership nominations are taken to the attention of DeaconŽBlues in aam, abwi, and abwid