Chitwan. Or, more accurately, ESCAPE FROM CHITWAN!

Chitwan is a town between Pokhara and Katmandu which is near a large nature preserve. The drive from Pokhara to Chitwan is quite pleasant. The first half is through steep, green hills broken by the occasional river valley. The vegetation is nicely jungle-like, with broad-leaved trees and tall grass, all of it vibrantly alive after the recent monsoon rains. We also pass terraced rice fields starting to turn gold as the harvest nears. A number of buildings here are in a style thousands of years old: timber frame and thatched roof, with walls made of a layer of thatching covered with a smooth layer of clay. Still, there's the occasional brick or concrete building as well.

Our accommodations in Chitwan…well, suck. Badly. The Jungle Nepal Resort, which came highly recommended to us, is in dreadful condition. They're in the midst of constructing several new buildings, but they're not done yet, so we have to stay in their crumbling old buildings. The hot water heaters have been moved to the new buildings, so there's no hot water. They're also rebuilding the kitchen, so we have to go to the hotel next door to eat. They're redoing the landscaping, so the outside looks like a gravel pit with occasional trees. Oh, and it's the holidays, so while there's a staff, there's nobody to complain to. At least, nobody who can do anything.

While our accommodations are dreadful, the first foray into the wilderness is pleasant. We get into a flat-bottomed canoe and drift down the river looking for animals. Nepal doesn't have anything like the wealth of wildlife that Africa has, so most of what we see are birds and the occasional crocodile. The trip ends at an elephant breeding center. Among them were a family of elephants, including a cute little baby elephant being protected by the older ones.

We stroll around and try not to get too close to the large animals, but they occasionally try to get close to us. Indeed, a four month old elephant gets very close to Naomi, nudging her chair out of the way in order to get to a pile of hay. There was some talk of taking the baby elephant with us as secondary transportation.


One thing I can say for the lack of big wildlife is that it makes you pay closer attention to the little things. For example, Nepal is home to some remarkable insects, like this lovely dragonfly I noticed while sitting on a riverbank.


The afternoon trip, a drive out to 20,000 Lake, goes rather differently. Indeed, it becomes

Escape From Chitwan! (Part 1)

The plan for the afternoon was to drive out to a small lake adjacent to the park area. During this entire trip, we never actually entered the park proper. Rather, we went through one of a number of forest areas owned by a consortium of hotels and resorts, all surrounding the park. Anyway, the omens for this expedition were poor. The jeep to take us into the forest was an hour late, had trouble starting, and was clearly struggling with a significant fuel leak. Nevertheless, we carry on.

On the trip, the jeep stalled out a time or two, since it appeared that we had lost first gear. When we got into the woods, we started going down a dirt road with some very deep ruts. This caused some problems for Naomi, since the benches in the jeep were very narrow. She got banged around a bit as we kept hold of her.

Then the jeep got stuck in the mud. On one particularly deep set of ruts, we lost momentum and stopped. And so, deep in the forest, we had to get out and push the jeep out of the mud. With no place to turn around, there was little for it but to keep going on to the lake.

When we got to the lake, the engine died completely. So there we were, several kilometers away from anything even vaguely resembling the vestiges of civilization, in the middle of a forest known to be inhabited by tigers, with a dead engine and the sun going down. There were a few thoroughly drunk Nepalis in the vicinity, hanging out on their day off, but there was little help there. With a few twigs and a Coke bottle label, the jeep was eventually restarted, and we were finally off. The driver was advised to ignore the bumps and power through any muddy ruts, lest we get stuck again. As the sun finally set, we were out of the forest and on our way back to the hotel. Need I mention that we didn't see much in the way of animals?

When we got back, they attempted to serve dinner in one of the new buildings, but as we started the soup, the tablecloth became polka-dotted with little insects, which no amount of bug-smashing could abate. We retreated to Naomi's room to plot our next move.

The next day, we were ready for what we had come here for: riding elephants. There's lots of elephant-riding at Chitwan. The typical "saddle" is a wooden frame, shaped like half of a cube. The frame is two or three feet on a side, and about half that height, with cloth webbing across the bottom. The frame is securely strapped to the elephant's back, with the mahout actually seated outside the frame on the elephant's neck so that he can rest his feet behind the elephant's ears (that's Naomi, Ken, and Helen).


These frames seat four, whether they fit or not. I can see them adequate for, say, a family of four Nepalis, who tend to be small and lean (or even five if the fifth is a very small child), but it's more than a little cramped for that number of larger Europeans. We had two elephants, one of which held Ken (who would never be mistaken for a small person), Helen, Naomi, and Callee. Antone and I shared the second with a pair of German tourists. We took a long walk through town to the buffer zone forest and wandered through the trees for about two hours. The elephants we rode in Africa were a smoother, more comfortable ride, but what struck me as the most important difference was in the attitude. The African guides made it sure that we knew that they were involved in some sort of environmentally responsible enterprise and told us a lot about the elephants and the environment. Here, riding elephants is something that tourists do. We got into the elephant and walked around the wilderness with no commentary on the whys and wherefores. We didn't see much, but we did eventually see a pair of rhinos: a mother and child. Our mahout's strategy to get us good pictures, though, seemed to be to charge right up to the rhinos, which struck me as a bad idea. The mother rhino made a good show of moving into a protective position, but we did eventually manever into a position to get a good picture.


Once we got back to the Jungle Nepal Lodge, we embarked on

Escape From Chitwan! (Part 2)

Having finally become fed up with our accommodations, we left. We moved to the small hotel next door, to where we were doing most of our meals anyway. We got several visits from the staff of our former lodging who were trying to alter the paperwork to make it look like not so much of a disaster. We declined to assist them, and when we got back to Katmandu, Ken performed the nigh-impossible feat of getting a partial refund out of the management. In dollars, even!